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Weapons
Officer and Chief Mechanical Engineer
Mr. Goldmann blows things up.
He has been recruited specifically
for his talent in this area. He is constructing the novel high-velocity
piercing spike weapon of Wingspan, and his talent has
enabled a custom system of maneuverability previously deemed
impossible by other Engineers.
Mr.
Goldmann is currently pursuing his Ph.D. in Chemical Engineering
at the University of Texas, studying “Thermoreversible Gelation
of Aromatic Hydrocarbons”. (We don’t know what that is, but
we’re guessing it makes things blow up.) He holds a Master
of Science degree in Chemical Engineering from the University
of Texas, and a Bachelor of Science in Chemical Engineering
from the University of Washington.
You
might say he’s a Chemist… who blows things up. May God help
us all.
Mr.
Goldmann has left his position as the Director of the SpudGun
Technology Center to pursue the Wingspan project. This
agency is devoted to the advancement of the “Starch Resource
Deployment Facilitator” (Also known as the “Potato Cannon”
– a device for deploying potatoes and other vegetables up
to 1,000 feet across land, sea, and air, for the betterment
of mankind.) The most advanced such device known is the SP9004,
shown above.
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